Chaffing.
Oh. My. Gosh. It is the worst thing in the world. I seriously tear up when it happens to me, or when I can feel it starting to get bad. I've recently started training for a race (the length will not be disclosed because I heard once that if you share your goal with too many people, you lose your enthusiasm for the actual goal...And I've actually been doing pretty good training in recent days! PS It's longer than a 5K) so I have experienced my share of chaffing lately. I don't even ride bikes anymore because of my fear of chaffing. It makes me feel really bad for babies with wet diapers because they can't even do anything about it, like change pants or stick vaseline up there or even move for that matter. And probably, it would hurt more than running a few miles.
Plucking.
I don't know about anybody else but everytime I pluck/wax my eyebrows, my eyes uncontrollably water. It is super embarrassing when I go to a salon and the lady doing the dirty deed can witness it too. I can't control it, and seriously, I can take that kind of pain, easy. Mostly.
Onions.
These also make me cry. But it is really a painful cry. For the longest time, I didn't believe anyone when they said onions make your cry. I would even chop onions in the wrong direction in an attempt to experience this phenomenon. Except for this one time when I stupidly cut an onion open and then vigorously started rubbing my eye. In my defense, it was itchy. But also incredibly stupid. I did cry, if you are wondering, and it felt like I was crying acid or something. It hurt.
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